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Are Your Choices Groovy or Not So Groovy?

Every bite, every choice impacts others — near and far.
The food system you were born into was built by people
who didn't give a Scat about you.

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And You Thought 2nd Hand Smoke
& Disco Duck Were Bad!

Are Your Choices Groovy or Not So Groovy?

Bite by Bite · Puff by Puff · Quack by Quack
We Are Hurting Others
Near and Far.

Our ancestors funded and adopted the addictions of savage kings.
Today we're doing the same — for savage CEOs and shareholders.

Genghis Khan Didn't Give a Scat
About Your Ancestors.

Today's CEOs Don't Give
a Scat About You Either.

Your choices matter.

💩 From worker safety to our nifty Scat metric — you'll never unknowingly hurt others or eat doo doo again.

What We Measure

7 science-backed metrics. Every food. Every choice. No politics.

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Environment

CO₂e emissions, land use, water impact. Animal ag = 85× all tobacco combined.

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Safety

Additives, processing risk, known health hazards — scored per serving.

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Pathogen

75% of emerging diseases originate in animals. Factory farming accelerates mutation.

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Hygiene

Inspection data, handling risk. 175 birds/minute on USDA inspection lines.

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Conflict

Supply chain violence, worker PTSD, community harm — the full footprint.

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Scat Rating™

48% of chicken. 53% of ground beef. Fecal contamination risk — yours to know.

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Crave Score™

How engineered is this food to override your own will? Sugar, opioids, gut hacking.

The Numbers Don't Lie

85×
Animal ag vs all tobacco CO₂e combined
IPCC AR6, 2022
48%
Store chicken testing positive for fecal bacteria
PCRM, 2011
53%
Ground beef with fecal contamination
Consumer Reports, 2014
$85B
US animal ag subsidies per year — your taxes
USDA ERS
70%
US antibiotics used on farm animals
FDA NARMS, 2022
42%→11%
US smoking rate drop once data went public
CDC, 1965–2024

SEYR™ is doing for food what data transparency did for cigarettes.
One meal at a time.

Power to the
People.

Free · Science-backed · No politics · No lectures
Just the data. Just SEYR It.

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